This is a damn NOM.

[Phantom240]

Bitches don't know bout my shortcake

Everything made from scratch... down to the whipped cream. Bought the strawberries from a guy who grows them locally today... they're excellent.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/phantom240/HPIM0465.jpg
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/phantom240/HPIM0466.jpg


Made it for my mother.

[97gp]

Talk about a shitty mothers day gift, you should have just bought a cake

[Phantom240]

Talk about a shitty mothers day gift, you should have just bought a cake

That wasn't her gift. Derp. I just felt like baking something. Then I was like, "hey, she likes shortcake..."

So I made it lol.

Oh, and furthermore, eat a bag of gorilla dicks :p

[slim8605]

Looks sloppy but probably taste good.

[97gp]

Why would I eat a bag of gorilla dicks?

[galacticmonkey]

Flavor: 10
Presentation: 0

[MrBones]

Flavor: 10
Presentation: 0

lol

[Spider Monkey]

I have no sweet tooth. I only have the kind that bite.

[bluecar]

i can't eat sugar. I think I has teh diabutes

[Spider Monkey]

i can't eat sugar. I think I has teh diabutes

Can't or won't? I am the won't.

[Sex Cells]

I'm with the wont too.

[Phantom240]

Flavor is definitely a 10. Presentation? What the fuck is this, Iron Chef?

[Captain Ahab]

I fucking love those. ANd how the fuck do you make whipped cream? Props nigger.

[tommyk90]

I fucking love those. ANd how the fuck do you make whipped cream? Props nigger.

Get yourself some milk and a cuisinart hand blender.

Whip that shiz up.

[ngsm13]

I fucking love those. ANd how the fuck do you make whipped cream? Props nigger.

You WHIP cream, and at a little sugar while whipping.

nG

[Phantom240]

You WHIP cream, and at a little sugar while whipping.

nG

A little sugar. A little heavy whipping cream, and I also added a bit of vanilla flavoring and some strawberry juice to kinda change things up a bit.

Oh, and the first batch I did by hand. Couldn't find the whisk attachment for the cake beater =(