cool food v. giant strawberry

[tommyk90]

So tonight I decided to make myself a little midnight snack and chopped up some fruit.

So I opened up the new container of strawberries and holy BALLS. The biggest damn strawberry I've ever seen. I had to take pics of this thing because its so awesome.

In my hand
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/tommyk90/P5120026.jpg

Ruler for scale
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/tommyk90/P5120024.jpg

On the scale (in ounces)
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/tommyk90/P5120028.jpg

For comparison, a normal sized strawberry
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/tommyk90/P5120029.jpg


I'm sure you guys from the warmer states might be used to giant, genetically mutated fruit, but to me this shit's crazy.

[Pop Da Hatch]

inorite, howd it taste?

[hemroids]

I got some 2 days ago and they where real good not a single soft spot but just ripe and just sweet enough. I got them at jewel osco. I usually get stuff at caputo's but was in a rush and jewel is closer. nothing big like like that though.

so you always weigh out your produce?


O and nice alien hands

[tommyk90]

I just couldn't eat it. It's too awesomely beautiful.

But now that I have pics, perhaps it'll be next on the chopping block. :)

[hemroids]

wanna freeze dri it? I am setting up my vacuum pump for freeze dried ice cream soon. it will still be edible just be like space man food

[IDSkot]

That's a really nice scale... :sneaky:

[tommyk90]

That's a really nice scale... :sneaky:

It comes in handy. ;)

[Captain Ahab]

Thats a lunker!

I got a huge one like that about a month ago in a batch. Man was it yum!

[Turbofox347]

for some reason, I thought the picture of it in your hand was hilarious :laugh:

[Sex Cells]

Things gonna give you cancer.

[pl8er]

It's almost like you have the spock "live long and prosper" layout on the hand without doing anything.

Is your thumb double jointed?

Big ass strawberry. Wonder what they fed that thing?

[tommyk90]

It's almost like you have the spock "live long and prosper" layout on the hand without doing anything.

Is your thumb double jointed?

Big ass strawberry. Wonder what they fed that thing?

I wouldn't say that it's double jointed, but there is something goofy about it. I can almost "pop" it out of place.

[pl8er]

I wouldn't say that it's double jointed, but there is something goofy about it. I can almost "pop" it out of place.

Yeah, most likely double jointed then. I'll try to get you a video of a guy here that can do that, it will shift from one to another and stay there.

[Spider Monkey]

Ruler for scale
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/tommyk90/P5120024.jpg


I like how you didn't start at the end of the ruler to make it look even bigger than it really was.

The big ones suck. They are not as juicy as the normal ones.

[pl8er]

I like how you didn't start at the end of the ruler to make it look even bigger than it really was.

The big ones suck. They are not as juicy as the normal ones.

5-2 homie, I don't know how to translate that into nautical terms though.

Fathom or a shackle of strawberry?

[IamDeMan]

wanna freeze dri it? I am setting up my vacuum pump for freeze dried ice cream soon. it will still be edible just be like space man food

Fuck you and your ice cream.

[wasted ink]

So, you live near a powerplant?

[wasted ink]

Fuck you and your ice cream.

This.

[tommyk90]

I like how you didn't start at the end of the ruler to make it look even bigger than it really was.

The big ones suck. They are not as juicy as the normal ones.

Lawlers

Started it in the middle because the end of the ruler is kinda faded and its hard to see the markings. :)

So far the rest of this batch has been delicious, so I think even this monstrosity will be pretty good as well.

So, you live near a powerplant?

Ha, not that I'm aware of. :shrug:

[atoz350]

Hurry up and eat it. Think of it as free steroids.

[KGC]

lol had to post it here and on ca huh? lulz

[Spider Monkey]

lol had to post it here and on ca huh? lulz

If you stay at 50 posts I'll kill your ass.

[tommyk90]

Somebody else ate it. :(