View Full Version : David Carradine died :(
pl8er
06-04-2009, 01:37 PM
How fucking sad is this :( This guy was kick ass
http://entimg.msn.com/i/442/david_carradine_442.jpg
Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok
June 4, 2009, 9:10 AM EST
BANGKOK (AP) -- Actor David Carradine, star of the 1970s TV series "Kung Fu" who also had a wide-ranging career in the movies, has been found dead in the Thai capital, Bangkok. A news report said he was found hanged in his hotel room and was believed to have committed suicide.
A spokesman for the U.S. Embassy, Michael Turner, confirmed the death of the 72-year-old actor. He said the embassy was informed by Thai authorities that Carradine died either late Wednesday or early Thursday, but he could not provide further details out of consideration for his family.
The Web site of the Thai newspaper The Nation cited unidentified police sources as saying Carradine was found Thursday hanged in his luxury hotel room.
It said Carradine was in Bangkok to shoot a movie and had been staying at the hotel since Tuesday.
The newspaper said Carradine could not be contacted after he failed to appear for a meal with the rest of the film crew on Wednesday, and that his body was found by a hotel maid at 10 a.m. Thursday morning. The name of the movie was not immediately available.
It said a preliminary police investigation found that he had hanged himself with a cord used with the room's curtains. It cited police as saying he had been dead at least 12 hours and there was no sign that he had been assaulted.
A police officer at Bangkok's Lumpini precinct station would not confirm the identity of the dead man, but said the luxury Swissotel Nai Lert Park hotel had reported that a male guest killed himself there.
Spider Monkey
06-04-2009, 01:40 PM
Good fucking riddance. That douche bag stole King Fu the series from Bruce Lee and the fuck ball didn't know a lick of martial arts.
tappin_azz
06-04-2009, 01:45 PM
he could kick bruce lee's ass IMO.
Spider Monkey
06-04-2009, 01:50 PM
he could kick bruce lee's ass IMO.
You bout to get hurt nucka.
tappin_azz
06-04-2009, 01:51 PM
You bout to get hurt nucka.
oh yeah, i forgot. were you two related somehow?
Spider Monkey
06-04-2009, 01:53 PM
oh yeah, i forgot. were you two related somehow?
In spirit and mind.
yes homo
pl8er
06-04-2009, 01:56 PM
Good fucking riddance. That douche bag stole King Fu the series from Bruce Lee and the fuck ball didn't know a lick of martial arts.
Eh,
he could kick bruce lee's ass IMO.
No way in hell dude. The dragon was a powerhouse.
tappin_azz
06-04-2009, 01:57 PM
No way in hell dude. The dragon was a powerhouse.
overated.
Spider Monkey
06-04-2009, 01:57 PM
Eh,
I forgot to mention that he was a shitty actor too. The only good acting I ever saw out of him was in those Kill Bill movies.
tappin_azz
06-04-2009, 01:58 PM
wild west tech. yo, i watch that every sunday morning.
bigtoyota479
06-04-2009, 02:03 PM
David Carradine was a pimp ass mofo. That is all.
Mr. Shickadance
06-04-2009, 02:11 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation with 12 year old Thai prostitutes
interesting way to go...
tappin_azz
06-04-2009, 02:13 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation with 12 year old Thai prostitutes
interesting way to go...
way better than how bruce lee went out.
Mr. Shickadance
06-05-2009, 01:10 PM
way better than how bruce lee went out.
it's all fun and games until the hoes leave you hanging (literally)
and wasn't Lee poisoned or something like that?
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 01:18 PM
it's all fun and games until the hoes leave you hanging (literally)
and wasn't Lee poisoned or something like that?
Cursed.
Toasted1
06-05-2009, 02:41 PM
I have no clue what other movies he did but for the 30 minutes I had to sit through of Kill Bill when it came out I think death is a suitable punishment.
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 02:56 PM
He did the yellowbook.com ads to. Twas a faggot.
bigtoyota479
06-05-2009, 03:10 PM
That faggot was cooler than you'll ever be. :fyi:
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 03:10 PM
HA! You wish. I was born cooler than that douchbag.
bigtoyota479
06-05-2009, 03:13 PM
HA! You wish. I was born in a cooler, douchbag.
Fixed it for ya.
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 03:14 PM
Whao. How did you know that?
Daddy?
bigtoyota479
06-05-2009, 03:15 PM
Yes. My sperm traveled through time to impregnate your hot ass mom.
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 03:16 PM
You got skillz yo!
bigtoyota479
06-05-2009, 03:19 PM
Even my Funk is Crunk, yo. You should know that.
pl8er
06-05-2009, 09:47 PM
Dude, when I read what he did to himself....wow...just fucking epic right there.
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 09:49 PM
This just in....
His family has heard word that his hands were tied behind his back.
He was murdered.
To bad he didn't really know martial arts.......
HA BITCH!
pl8er
06-05-2009, 10:32 PM
This just in....
His family has heard word that his hands were tied behind his back.
He was murdered.
To bad he didn't really know martial arts.......
HA BITCH!
I still think its hard core sex
Spider Monkey
06-05-2009, 10:32 PM
He's still a faggot. :fyi:
pl8er
06-05-2009, 10:35 PM
He was a faggot. :fyi:
Fixed
Bender
06-06-2009, 02:58 AM
he could kick bruce lee's ass IMO.
Who gives a fuck? Chuck Norris would fuck em all up.
Spider Monkey
06-06-2009, 12:55 PM
Who gives a fuck? Chuck Norris would fuck em all up.
FAG
dcmcki
06-06-2009, 01:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Spider Monkey
06-06-2009, 01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Just for the record:
That black belt that Chuck Norris took off is not real. He never earned one.
dcmcki
06-06-2009, 01:49 PM
Just for the record:
That black belt that Chuck Norris took off is not real. He never earned one.
He is ALOT smaller in person as well. I ran into him, his wife, and two early teen kids at a Sushi restaurant here in Dallas. Of course I am 6'2" and <200lbs.
pl8er
06-06-2009, 01:55 PM
He is ALOT smaller in person as well. I ran into him, his wife, and two early teen kids at a Sushi restaurant here in Dallas. Of course I am 6'2" and <200lbs.
He would still split you in half and paint himself with your feces and blood.
Spider Monkey
06-06-2009, 01:55 PM
He is ALOT smaller in person as well. I ran into him, his wife, and two early teen kids at a Sushi restaurant here in Dallas. Of course I am 6'2" and <200lbs.
He lives by me. I shot his buffalo with a BB gun when I was a kid. Thing didn't even grunt.
Spider Monkey
06-06-2009, 01:56 PM
And he is gay. The teen kids must have been a real effort on his part.
pl8er
06-06-2009, 01:57 PM
And he is gay. The teen kids must have been a real effort on his part.
THIS! Without question. Everytime I see him I think "dude is a faggot"
Spider Monkey
06-06-2009, 01:59 PM
THIS! Without question. Everytime I see him I think "dude is a faggot"
He is a turbo faggot. It gets no more gay than that.
I earned a black belt when I was 12. True story.
Spider Monkey
06-07-2009, 03:19 AM
I earned a black belt when I was 12. True story.
So did I. Even more true story: That was just the first one.
Mr. Shickadance
06-07-2009, 03:55 AM
Just for the record:
That black belt that Chuck Norris took off is not real. He never earned one.
You trolling
Even truer story, I didn't get anymore. :shrug:
Spider Monkey
06-07-2009, 03:43 PM
You trolling
No. I'm dead serious. I know these facts.
DRQPQUT
06-07-2009, 09:37 PM
R.I.P kungfu
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 11:57 AM
Update:
It was not a suicide. It was murder. His hands were tied behind his back.
bigtoyota479
06-08-2009, 12:03 PM
Seeing how he was in Bangkok, I figured some kinky little Thai girl had tied him up and was getting him off and killed him. Is that what they realize now?
IamDeMan
06-08-2009, 12:19 PM
He is a turbo faggot. It gets no more gay than that.
The only Turbo fag in existence is Ted Nugent.
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 12:52 PM
The only Turbo fag in existence is Ted Nugent.
You need to fucking kill yourself.
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 12:52 PM
Seeing how he was in Bangkok, I figured some kinky little Thai girl had tied him up and was getting him off and killed him. Is that what they realize now?
Yup, but the authorities will not release anything.
IamDeMan
06-08-2009, 12:56 PM
You need to fucking kill yourself.
Right after you. However, since you live on the lazy coast, it is probable that you will never get around to it.
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 01:00 PM
Right after you. However, since you live on the lazy coast, it is probable that you will never get around to it.
I'll do it exactly three hours after you. Everyone here can make sure that it happens.
IamDeMan
06-08-2009, 01:07 PM
I'll do it exactly three hours after you. Everyone here can make sure that it happens.
Well that poses a problem if I agree to do it after you.
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 01:26 PM
Well that poses a problem if I agree to do it after you.
Yes, that would be an impossibility being as you're already 3 hours in the future.
Mr. Shickadance
06-08-2009, 01:41 PM
No. I'm dead serious. I know these facts.
wiki claims that he's an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 01:43 PM
wiki claims that he's an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master
Inventing your own martial arts form after you hare kicked out of an established form, and then proclaiming yourself the grand master, doesn't count. :fyi:
Randy Savage
06-08-2009, 01:46 PM
wiki claims that he's an 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master
Sho'Nuff
http://mantisfists.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/julius-carry-aka-shonuff.jpg
Captain Ahab
06-08-2009, 02:05 PM
The only Turbo fag in existence is Ted Nugent.
:blee::blee:
Fuck you. I <3 Ted.
Shemane is HAWT.
His house was on CMT Crib's this morning.
LONG LIVE THE BEAST!
dcmcki
06-08-2009, 02:52 PM
I like Ted too......but he is still a nutjob.
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/ElDime-o/TedNugent.jpg
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 03:12 PM
He could take Chuck Norris' ass. :fyi:
_AnGeL_
06-08-2009, 03:18 PM
He could take Chuck Norris' ass. :fyi:
bs.....
dcmcki
06-08-2009, 03:21 PM
He could take Chuck Norris' ass. :fyi:
He is deffinately better armed.:blaze:
Spider Monkey
06-08-2009, 03:22 PM
bs.....
I'm sayin.
bigtoyota479
06-08-2009, 07:14 PM
Chuck Norris is a fag.
pl8er
06-08-2009, 09:42 PM
Seeing how he was in Bangkok, I figured some kinky little Thai boys had tied him up and was getting him off and killed him. Is that what they realize now?
Fixed ;)
Yes, that would be an impossibility being as you're already 3 hours in the future.
So it's agreed then. I'll count to three and you both kill yourselves at the same time. No bitch outs.
ngsm13
06-08-2009, 11:59 PM
So it's agreed then. I'll count to three and you both kill yourselves at the same time. No bitch outs.
I call for a bicycle joust!
nG
Yeah... that's not going to work.
Spider Monkey
06-09-2009, 09:15 AM
So it's agreed then. I'll count to three and you both kill yourselves at the same time. No bitch outs.
Agreed.
Spider Monkey
06-09-2009, 09:16 AM
I need a Bangkok hooker and and a rope first though.
IamDeMan
06-09-2009, 01:16 PM
:blee::blee:
Fuck you. I <3 Ted.
Shemane is HAWT.
His house was on CMT Crib's this morning.
LONG LIVE THE BEAST!
Of course you would and for the same reason I appreciate what he does, but he is still a god damn pussy.
Bender
06-12-2009, 12:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c
Bruce Lee screams like a little girl
Sex Cells
06-12-2009, 12:25 AM
i have multiple blackbelts.
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