Muscle Balancing

[undeadxsunshine]

Anyone had it done before? Is it effective?
Some girl I know has been talking about doing it for me. She's really good at martial arts and stuff so she seems to know a lot about it. I'm a gymnast so she said it would really help me. I've never heard of it before this.

[Spider Monkey]

The fuck you talkin bout?

[undeadxsunshine]

From what I've gathered it's training all of your muscle groups to work together.

[hoss]

All of my muscles work together naturally :shrug:

My shoulders and arms work together to lift my arm and curl it inwards towards the center of my chest, my facial muscles draw my lips apart and open my jaw, and my throat muscles work to swallow large amounts of beer.

Then my stomach muscles work on digesting and passing the beer throughout my body, while my heart muscles work on taking the alcohol to my brain. Etc, Etc, Etc...

Sounds like this girl is just blowing smoke up your ass...

[Mr. Shickadance]

Anyone had it done before? Is it effective?
Some girl I know has been talking about doing it for me. She's really good at martial arts and stuff so she seems to know a lot about it. I'm a gymnast so she said it would really help me. I've never heard of it before this.

From what I've gathered it's training all of your muscle groups to work together.

You didn't really explain very well. I'm still confused on what you're talking about. Yoga, perhaps?

[bigtoyota479]

I know for myself, personally, that one side of my body is larger than the other. Perhaps he's talking about equalizing that?

The only other thing I can figure is it's something similar to hand-eye coordination, except total body. Either way, getting off your ass and doing multiple different activities will solve that. Things like, biking, running, swimming, hiking, instead of the same old rut, like gyms and walks.

[Spider Monkey]

My right side is bigger than my left side, but my cock hangs to the left and that balances everything out.

[hoss]

Cock is not a muscle :fyi:

[hoss]

And besides, that would be impossible...

Logic dictates that you would be masturbating with your right side, thus your dick would naturally hang to that same side.

Unless you are doing some kung fu give-yourself-a-reach-around shit...

[Spider Monkey]

Cock is not a muscle :fyi:

Didn't say it was. I was referring to weight distribution.

[Spider Monkey]

And besides, that would be impossible...

Logic dictates that you would be masturbating with your right side, thus your dick would naturally hang to that same side.


You has it backwards. Pay attention next time you yank your squirrel.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm always shooting loads over my left shoulder, not my right.

[hoss]

Natural arm movement pulls it to the side of the arm that is doing the spanking.

Otherwise, you are doing it wrong.

Where the load shoots is irrelevant. No matter who's hand I am using to masturbate, I nearly always aim it for my gf's face when I am about to cum.

[hoss]

Didn't say it was. I was referring to weight distribution.

Well weight distribution has nothing to do with muscle balancing...

[bigtoyota479]

Where the load shoots is irrelevant. No matter who's hand I am using to masturbate, I nearly always aim it for my gf's face when I am about to cum.

This.

[Spider Monkey]

Well weight distribution has nothing to do with muscle balancing...

Never said it did. That topic was retarded so I decided to talk about my meat shank instead.

As if you've never done that. :laugh:

[bigtoyota479]

My penor hooks to the left slightly, but I'm right handed. WTF does that mean?

[Spider Monkey]

My penor hooks to the left slightly, but I'm right handed. WTF does that mean?

It means you're normal. The Hoss is trippin.

[bigtoyota479]

Whew!!

FYI, a slight bend in the penor makes the women scream moar.

[Spider Monkey]

Really? You've had other kinds?

[bigtoyota479]

Other kinds of screaming women? Of course. They can't be screamin' if they be gaggin'.

[MrBones]

Whew!!

FYI, a slight bend in the penor makes the women scream moar.

Or she wonders how fast you were running when you hit that wall.

or if you the new guy

http://www.starz.com/titles/TheNewGuy/PublishingImages/new_guy_the_2002_685x385.jpg

[bigtoyota479]

Probably had more to do with the fact that when I was a baby and breast feeding, I popped wood, my mom dropped me and bent it.

[hoss]

Never said it did. That topic was retarded so I decided to talk about my meat shank instead.

As if you've never done that. :laugh:

Never have I done that... I always keep my weiner discussion on topic.

[bigtoyota479]

Ah, but do you always keep your weiner duscussion THE topic, is the ultimate question.

[hoss]

Whenever possible.

[bigtoyota479]

Then you need to get to work here.

[Spider Monkey]

No, this is my wiener thread.

[bigtoyota479]

It's mine too.

[Uncle Rico]

And besides, that would be impossible...

Logic dictates that you would be masturbating with your right side, thus your dick would naturally hang to that same side.

Unless you are doing some kung fu give-yourself-a-reach-around shit...

mines opposite. But thats tmi

[bigtoyota479]

hoss seems to be the only one different from the rest of us. Perhaps his left hand is doing more than he thinks..........

[ThomasG]

I'm confused by the op... I have muscular balance by properly training and yea it's effective lol.

[undeadxsunshine]

I'm confused by the op... I have muscular balance by properly training and yea it's effective lol.

I'm confused by what I was told about this too. The actual procedure that the person told me about had something to do with like reflex pressure points and massaging with specific routines to bring you back in balance. Idk...just thought someone here might have heard about it before.

[ThomasG]

My knowledge of muscular balance is properly training the body. Meaning hitting all the major muscle groups evenly. A lot of people have back problems due to muscular weakness and imbalance and don't even know it.. I myself even used to have lower back problems. I corrected this by implementing a proper routine, turns my anterior was just stronger than my posterior. For example if you are training you're quads and not your hamstrings that will lead to muscular imbalance, suffering posture and performance.

[UCP]

My posterior is plenty strong, thank you.

[Spider Monkey]

MY PENIS!