Official Poker Thread. Get Some!!!

[Spider Monkey]

Wo0t!

I got taken by a bot in the first round and of course, Tappin won the table.


I had it on a run on the beginning but I got cocky with questionable cards while Tappin laid back and read everyone's minds.


Round two, commin up!

Three of us in this bitch this time! Hurry up DeMan! You gotta make the sheets too?!!?!?

[tappin_azz]

im a soul reader, yo!

[Spider Monkey]

I bet you know what kind of underwear I have on. Yo shit is on lock down.

[tappin_azz]

i was playing another tourny online at the same time.....

[Spider Monkey]

I'm gonna be drunk by the time this fucker shows up.

[Spider Monkey]

He just signed off of IM 2 minutes ago. Either that means he is moving the computer or it means that that his state just got bombed by Korea. Either way I say we start up a new tourney when the clock hits #:55. 4 minutes from now. You down?

[tappin_azz]

yeah, im in

[Spider Monkey]

Just came back online...

[Spider Monkey]

Here he comes.

[Spider Monkey]

Wo0t!

[tappin_azz]

try not to bust out too soon this time.

[IamDeMan]

im in!

[tappin_azz]

my money is on tha old black woman going out first.

[IamDeMan]

SM is cheatin

[IamDeMan]

fuggin monkeys

[Spider Monkey]

try not to bust out too soon this time.
I have to bust out in the beginning. Look, just jumped ahead again! lol

Now I apply smarts. I hope...
fuggin monkeys

You know how we do.

[IamDeMan]

pretty sure `I am being scammed out of $20 and a broken projector.

[Spider Monkey]

pretty sure `I am being scammed out of $20 and a broken projector.

Can't be both. If it was both, you AND Hoss would be here. :homeboy:

[Spider Monkey]

Coulda had a Flush that round.

[Spider Monkey]

would have beat you both

[tappin_azz]

DeMan is owning me

[Spider Monkey]

Serious Business is serious. lol

[Spider Monkey]

Not this time Tappin. lol

[IamDeMan]

o shit

[IamDeMan]

he had nuffin sm

[tappin_azz]

i had KK again, LOL

[Roadtrippin']

assholes.

[IamDeMan]

jen is goin down

[IamDeMan]

nice sm

[Spider Monkey]

whao

[Spider Monkey]

assholes.

lol u mad

[Roadtrippin']

swine flu carrying assholes.

[IamDeMan]

lol u mad

w3rd

[Roadtrippin']

lol u mad

yep

[IamDeMan]

swine flu carrying assholes.

get wii

[Roadtrippin']

w3rd

yep

[Spider Monkey]

I folded pair od 2's. lel

[Roadtrippin']

get wii

I think my kids deserve wii.

[IamDeMan]

I think my kids deserve wii.

ndeed

[tappin_azz]

you got a job and they do, for serious

[Spider Monkey]

I think my kids deserve wii.

DO WORK SON! THEY SURE DO!

[IamDeMan]

o ya

[Spider Monkey]

Nice shit DeMan!

[IamDeMan]

lel

[Spider Monkey]

Now this is pimp. Down to the last three of us.

[tappin_azz]

come on baby!!!!!

[Roadtrippin']

I do haz job. No life, but job.

[tappin_azz]

dammit

[IamDeMan]

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[Spider Monkey]

Deman knocks out Tappin

[IamDeMan]

dam

[Spider Monkey]

and i get revenge!!

[Roadtrippin']

Here is something funny, my old boss called and was making fun of me for having a real job.

[tappin_azz]

Here is something funny, my old boss called and was making fun of me for having a real job.

this is a poker thread

[IamDeMan]

Here is something funny, my old boss called and was making fun of me for having a real job.

wow good troll he is

[Roadtrippin']

You bastards. I tried to get you to do this on PartyPoker. But hell no.

[IamDeMan]

dillemma

[tappin_azz]

sick board

[Roadtrippin']

wow good troll he is

Worst part about it was I had to end the convo because new boss walked in giveing me moar work.

[IamDeMan]

Worst part about it was I had to end the convo because new boss walked in giveing me moar work.

unemployment is osunding good huh

[tappin_azz]

im luvin it!!

[tappin_azz]

blinds are about to get unreachable.

[Roadtrippin']

unemployment is osunding good huh

no sheet. I wish it paid more.

[IamDeMan]

im sayin

[IamDeMan]

lel

[Spider Monkey]

OH SHIT SON!!!!

[tappin_azz]

one more?

[Spider Monkey]

FUCKIN CHAMP RIGHT HERE!

[IamDeMan]

Tried to buy it

[Spider Monkey]

lemme smoke and then I am game.

[tappin_azz]

you backed into it

[IamDeMan]

im stil in

[Spider Monkey]

Just don't hit QUIT. lol

[IamDeMan]

mothafuggin smokers

[Roadtrippin']

:lalala:

[tappin_azz]

deman, im headed down to orlando and cocoa beach monday. may slide over to your side too.

[Roadtrippin']

deman, im headed down to orlando and cocoa beach monday. may slide over to your side too.

Iam, best thing to do is to tell this focker you are going to be in Chicago that day.

[tappin_azz]

Iam, best thing to do is to tell this focker you are going to be in Chicago that day.

why to you pretend to hate me so much??

nevermind, round 2 is starting.

[Spider Monkey]

looks like I have a house in all three timezones now suckaz

[IamDeMan]

deman, im headed down to orlando and cocoa beach monday. may slide over to your side too.Gimmee a ring if you do.

Iam, best thing to do is to tell this focker you are going to be in Chicago that day.
LMMFAO

TA needs IM so we dont have to share the fun with RT

[Spider Monkey]

lel

[tappin_azz]

its way better this way so he can feel left out

[Spider Monkey]

His daughters will be getting a Wii soon I predict. lol

[Roadtrippin']

Gimmee a ring if you do.


LMMFAO

TA needs IM so we dont have to share the fun with RT

werd

[Roadtrippin']

His daughters will be getting a Wii soon I predict. lol

Perfect birthday gift.

I wish someone would send me one via USPS. I promise I would pick it up.

[IamDeMan]

Perfect birthday gift.

I wish someone would send me one via USPS. I promise I would pick it up.

ask 2k

[Spider Monkey]

Can I send it from 2kchevy's address?

[Spider Monkey]

Only thing is, you have to be a lazy mexican.

[Roadtrippin']

I wonder if that had to pass through the Bermuda triangle to get to mexico.

[IamDeMan]

I was just informed that the sox won

[tappin_azz]

uh oh

[Spider Monkey]

SPANS HO!

[IamDeMan]

he wont let me buy out of anything tonight

[Spider Monkey]

lol

[Spider Monkey]

Not when I have two ladies dawg. I need one on my mouth and one on my cawk.

[Roadtrippin']

he wont let me buy out of anything tonight

Well that's when you bust that nga's ass.

[Spider Monkey]

Well that's when you bust that nga's ass.

You mean that if he ever does that again you'll beat his ass?

[tappin_azz]

You mean that if he ever does that again you'll beat his ass?

he told me that once at the poker tables

[Roadtrippin']

he told me that once at the poker tables

He knows, you already told him.

[tappin_azz]

i did??

[Spider Monkey]

phew

[Spider Monkey]

The fuck wat?

[Roadtrippin']

i did??


How the hell should I know?

[tappin_azz]

deman, while youre just siting there, how bout getting us players a beer?

[Spider Monkey]

RT be mad jealous ITT. You need to get a Wii brah. Makin shit up is like, whao.

[IamDeMan]

deman, while youre just siting there, how bout getting us players a beer?

too busy fondling this ol bitch next to me.

[Spider Monkey]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tappin_azz]

damn, im in trouble

[Spider Monkey]

We need to take out these bots so you and I can actually play nukka.


I told you that we could have racked it up in that casino. You thought I was kidding.

[tappin_azz]

smack!!

[IamDeMan]

am I the only 1 that thinks Jenniofer looks like a dood

[tappin_azz]

she looks a litle emo with the black lips

[Spider Monkey]

BLAM BITCHES! 2/3 and I am HOT!

[IamDeMan]

fuggin hustla

[tappin_azz]

im in bad position. i need a seat change

[Spider Monkey]

Now what? Another round or should me and DeMan move to Mario Kart?

[IamDeMan]

BLAM BITCHES! 2/3 and I am HOT!

4 a monkey, yes. Id certainly stick that pooper

[Spider Monkey]

Bro, we are all in the same seat on our screens. lol

[tappin_azz]

im still here. go again

[Spider Monkey]

Deman?

[tappin_azz]

you 2 are behind me. i want to be last.

[IamDeMan]

Bro, we are all in the same seat on our screens. lol
say wat? im in middle next too old rosa parks there

[Spider Monkey]

RAWRZ

[tappin_azz]

i wanna trade seats with aunt jemimiah

[Spider Monkey]

LIVE is not working for me. WTF.

[tappin_azz]

its acting funny for me too

[IamDeMan]

try bing

[IamDeMan]

fugg dat

[IamDeMan]

o shut

[Spider Monkey]

AH YOU FUCK

[tappin_azz]

get some nga!

[IamDeMan]

pwnt

[Spider Monkey]

You mean like the way I owned both of you for the last two rounds?

GET SOME!

[tappin_azz]

yeah, like that i guess.

[Spider Monkey]

lol

[IamDeMan]

yeah, like that i guess.

.

[Spider Monkey]

im out

[IamDeMan]

lol

[Spider Monkey]

i win

[IamDeMan]

back in

[tappin_azz]

you lied

no lying in poker

[IamDeMan]

you lied

no lying in poker

who?

[tappin_azz]

monkey did. said he was out when he had 3 queens

[Spider Monkey]

lel wat

[IamDeMan]

keel him

[Spider Monkey]

No, I said I won. You;re too slow

[tappin_azz]

damn, i would have kiled those aces had i called

[Spider Monkey]

i win

BAM. I WIN. That was it

[IamDeMan]

we could use some pretzels monkey

[Spider Monkey]

And my arm chair plays my last hand once again. lol

[tappin_azz]

my neck is a little stiff too..

[IamDeMan]

those are the best calls when the arm chair pulls em.

[Spider Monkey]

Maybe it is because you are wearing that gay ass yellow shirt?

[tappin_azz]

he has used that lame excuse 3 times already tonight.

damn, why everybody gonna call me??

[IamDeMan]

arm chair

[IamDeMan]

ya

[Spider Monkey]

OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!

[Spider Monkey]

Is this for 4 eels?

[tappin_azz]

shouldnt have called her rosa parks

[Spider Monkey]

Tappin has lost maybe 3 times?@?@?|?#?

[tappin_azz]

STFU

[Spider Monkey]

If deman wins this, you have hell to pay. lol

[IamDeMan]

fuggin blinds

[IamDeMan]

fuk

[Spider Monkey]

AW$E FUCK

[IamDeMan]

wth

[tappin_azz]

owned by tha darkie

[Spider Monkey]

Just for the record....

Sm 2
TA1
DM 0



lol

[IamDeMan]

Just for the record....

Sm 2
TA1
DM 0



lolfuck you

[IamDeMan]

:fu:

[Spider Monkey]

fuck you

:fu:

If it will make you feel better, I'm ready for some KART

[tappin_azz]

how you let tha computer win?? are you drunk?

[Spider Monkey]

Of course. Duh.

[IamDeMan]

how you let tha computer win?? are you drunk?

yes but still it was the blinds. If I didnt put it all in then I was left with my 2k against her mil

[bigtoyota479]

Jesus fucking christ. 18 fucking pages in like 2 hours? WTF is wrong with you people.

[tappin_azz]

those blinds are sick. we played the first hand and the blinds went up.

[Spider Monkey]

No. The real question is WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! We are having a party feg!

[IamDeMan]

Jesus fucking christ. 18 fucking pages in like 2 hours? WTF is wrong with you people.

wrong settings, you suck

[bigtoyota479]

I has no wireless internet for my Wii yet so I can haz hack it. That's what beatch. Soon enough, soon enough. Besides, I'm eating dinner now.

Also, I has a life. No need to spend Friday night playing Wii.

Wrong settings? WTF are you on , rope a dope?

[Spider Monkey]

fact

[Spider Monkey]

now lets play some kart. fuck

[bigtoyota479]

It's two hours and a few minutes past. Loser. I was damn close, and I didn't look the first time.

Trust me brah, when I get the Wii finished and online, I will have no life. Just like you.

[tappin_azz]

I has no wireless internet for my Wii yet so I can haz hack it. That's what beatch. Soon enough, soon enough. Besides, I'm eating dinner now.

Also, I has a life. No need to spend Friday night playing Wii.

Wrong settings? WTF are you on , rope a dope?

isnt it thursday?

[bigtoyota479]

Fuck. Yeah, it's Thursday.

[bigtoyota479]

I'm surprised no one asked WTF I was doing here if I said I had a life. Joo all are slipping. Fegs.

[IamDeMan]

I has no wireless internet for my Wii yet so I can haz hack it. That's what beatch. Soon enough, soon enough. Besides, I'm eating dinner now.

Also, I has a life. No need to spend Friday night playing Wii.

Wrong settings? WTF are you on , rope a dope?

100 post per page > you

[Spider Monkey]

I'm surprised no one asked WTF I was doing here if I said I had a life. Joo all are slipping. Fegs.

Get on the poker we're playing and then we'll give a shit ITT. ;)

[bigtoyota479]

Bastards.

Have fun, fegs.

[tappin_azz]

I'm surprised no one asked WTF I was doing here if I said I had a life. Joo all are slipping. Fegs.

WTF are you doing here if you dont have Wii pokerz??

[bigtoyota479]

Distracting all you fuckers from your gamez. And being an ass. WTF does it look like I'm doing here?

[tappin_azz]

Distracting all you fuckers from your gamez. And being an ass. WTF does it look like I'm doing here?

im in tha zone this game...no distractions

[bigtoyota479]

So quit talking to me, and you won't be distracted.

[Spider Monkey]

Tappin you FUCK lol

[tappin_azz]

when i bet, its me trying to tell you i have a big hand and its best that you fold.

[bigtoyota479]

Lollerskates!

Later ladies.

[Spider Monkey]

I did fold. :p

[IamDeMan]

tappin is owninf

[tappin_azz]

you are learning young one.

[Spider Monkey]

WTF 3 in?

[tappin_azz]

how do you get your hair all triangley like that?? lots of gel??

[bluecar]

Wow, tappin is winning even though I am not there to troll the table.

[Spider Monkey]

how do you get your hair all triangley like that?? lots of gel??

I do work son.

[Spider Monkey]

Wow, tappin is winning even though I am not there to troll the table.

Wrong brah. I am winning.

[tappin_azz]

Wrong brah. I am winning.

who??

[Spider Monkey]

ahahahahahaahahah@

Good shit brah. That should make us even.

[tappin_azz]

sweet game.

[Spider Monkey]

ndeed.

I think the two of us could be dangerous in a real establishment.

A tie against you is a win for a little asian like me. I'm stoked to lose twice to you. For realz. Wanna play tomorrow?

[tappin_azz]

prolly....gotta see whats up.

[tappin_azz]

some of these other fools need to get hooked up

[tappin_azz]

it would be kick ass if we had 6 of us playing

[bluecar]

I has no Wii, but I am working on it.

[Spider Monkey]

Get on it!

[IamDeMan]

I has no Wii, but I am working on it.

If you get one, ship it to me.

[bluecar]

If you get one, ship it to me.

Will do, there is no doubt.

[tappin_azz]

how long does it take for you to fix one?

[IamDeMan]

Will do, there is no doubt.you will need an external HDD for all the games.

how long does it take for you to fix one?Couple days to mke sure everything is proper.

[tappin_azz]

episode 2 has just begun.

[Spider Monkey]

ROUND TWO

[tappin_azz]

i plan to flex my nuts and establish my dominate position tonight

[Spider Monkey]

I plan to juggle my nuts when you flex yours. You have have to work to get my nuts.

[Spider Monkey]

I'm tellin ya brah.....

[Spider Monkey]

I play the donkey, you be the shark...... We can take vegas brah. Look at what we are doing right now.....

[tappin_azz]

i was lost for a minute in tha trailer park

[Spider Monkey]

dont bet this round

[Spider Monkey]

YEA! BITCHES!@@@@@!!!

[tappin_azz]

i need some chips bad

[Spider Monkey]

I could of had a full house on that last one.s

[tappin_azz]

how did that happen, i had a full house??

[tappin_azz]

i just got robbed!!! WTF??

[Spider Monkey]

What the fuck? Why is the end automated?

[Spider Monkey]

Sorry,, A K Same suit

[tappin_azz]

oh my!!!

[Spider Monkey]

Huuuuury up

[tappin_azz]

dude i am

[tappin_azz]

i just got raped on the river. dammit

[tappin_azz]

gotta get some food after this one

[Spider Monkey]

k

[tappin_azz]

yo, im trying to hurry

[Spider Monkey]

trollin

[tappin_azz]

winnar!!! ill be back

[Spider Monkey]

Better be, I won the first round.

[Spider Monkey]

Let's get it on!!!!!


Tappin some ass with a spider monkey!

[tappin_azz]

yup yup

we need some more players. all these poor people cant afford a wii??

[Spider Monkey]

I know right? WHAT THE fuck

[Spider Monkey]

I need to rename this BALLIN THREAD.

[tappin_azz]

im taking over the chip lead here

[tapout]

on jokerstars noaw

[tappin_azz]

on jokerstars noaw

i was just on there...didnt know you played.

[Spider Monkey]

:fufu:

[tappin_azz]

should have pushed all in