Crabtree - LMMFAO

[Roadtrippin']

Crabtree has decided that he shouldn’t have to be paid less because – based on all the made-up, predicted drafts – Al Davis made a mistake. He wants to be paid more than Heyward-Bey, demanding his contract reflect that it was actually he who was the higher selected receiver.

It’s a ground-breaking, if intellectually bankrupt, concept.

Crabtree’s camp said Thursday that he is even willing to sit out the year and re-enter the draft next spring unless he gets more than the $23.5 million the Raiders guaranteed Heyward-Bey. The news was first reported by profootballtalk.com. Anything less than that stratospheric number is “unacceptable.”

“We are prepared to do it,” David Wells, a cousin of Crabtree, told ESPN. “Michael just wants fair market value. Michael is one of the best players in the draft, and he just wants to be paid like one of the best players.”


Crabtree is trying to get paid off perception, not reality.

Perhaps Crabtree isn’t aware that even though ESPN will deem sportswriter speculation on “Who will the Raiders pick?” a “Cold Hard Fact,” it is, in fact, not.

Crabtree apparently operates in a world ruled by Mel Kiper Jr. He wants to be paid based on what was wrongly predicted to occur rather than what actually did. In his mind, he was the first receiver drafted, even if he wasn’t.

hahhhahhhhahhhlololololmao

[bluecar]

I think he should hold out for more money. He should be paid what he thinks he is worth, unless no one is willing to pay that.

[crownvic21]

hes crabby:keke:

[Porch Monkey]

I think he sucks.

[darthvibrator]

who the fuck is crabtree?

[Porch Monkey]

some new founded gay receiver for the 49ers

[darthvibrator]

some new founded gay receiver for the 49ers

the 49ers? does anyone give a fuck about the 49ers? gay reciever, gay team, gay city.

[Porch Monkey]

spidermonkey loves them

[Spider Monkey]

the 49ers? does anyone give a fuck about the 49ers? gay reciever, gay team, gay city.

Say that to my face motherfucker and not online. See what happens.

[jesus]

My brother-in-law is here and I'm trying to find that weird ass kids videos on YouTube. Link me faggots.

[bigtoyota479]

Weird ass kids video. Nice description. Anything to add to it?

[jesus]

Say that to my face motherfucker and not online. See what happens.

http://crunktimes.com/ct/image.php?u=7&dateline=1244159882

[jesus]

Weird ass kids video. Nice description. Anything to add to it?

Need me to hold your hand to? :bootyshake:

[bigtoyota479]

Need me to hold your hand to? :bootyshake:

Pretty please? I have to take a massive shit and need someone to go with me.

[jesus]

Pretty please? I have to take a massive shit and need someone to go with me.

I just somehow managed to shit raw Oreos I think. No idea.

[Spider Monkey]

My brother-in-law is here and I'm trying to find that weird ass kids videos on YouTube. Link me faggots.

It was removed from YouTube. You have to go underground to find int now.

[jesus]

:fu:

[bigtoyota479]

Not all of his vids are gone. Here's one, and you can get more from the list on the right of the screen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g06H9um9TY

[jesus]

Not all of his vids are gone. Here's one, and you can get more from the list on the right of the screen.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g06H9um9TY

Thanks j00.

[bigtoyota479]

Welcome j00.

[Porch Monkey]

SM needs to get busy talking to him.

[Spider Monkey]

Fuck him. We don't need him. We're undefeated without his sorry ass.

[Porch Monkey]

I believe you lose this week. Sorry. :crap:

[Spider Monkey]

Who are we playing?

[Porch Monkey]

I think Seattle.

[Spider Monkey]

Psst. They suck.

[Porch Monkey]

before the draft:
Each morning, Crabtree wakes up at 11:30, then sits in bed, simultaneously watching movies on his flat-screen and Young Jeezy videos on his laptop. At around 2 p.m. he makes a move, but he can’t shower, not with his foot in a cast. So the 6′1″, 215-pound former Texas Tech receiver climbs into the tub—his first baths since grade school—bum foot hanging over the edge. At 3 he leaves his place for the first time, impressively fleet on a set of crutches, for lunch at Pappadeaux. The menu: fried shrimp and mashed potatoes, with two lemonades—one with freshly squeezed straw-berries, the other with uncut berries floating in the drink like ice. Then it’s back home for more movies and videos. At 10 Crabtree orders a pepperoni thick-crust from Pizza Hut, the empty box joining nine others stacked like a Jenga game on his kitchen counter. “That’s my regimen,” he says.

[Spider Monkey]

before the draft:

Wait, he has a broken leg? How'd that happen?

[skylineTT]

i go to tech and think hes going to be another T.O. kind of player. hes good but i dont think he should even be demanding in his first year of the pros

[Porch Monkey]

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/63660

Marketing agent Mike Ornstein says he has made NFL receiver Michael Crabtree enough money in endorsement deals that the still-unsigned first-round draft pick won't be pressured to play football for a while. "He has made over 750 grand in marketing dollars," Ornstein said. Crabtree was selected No. 10 overall by the San Francisco 49ers but has not come to terms with the team on a new contract. "It is not that he doesn't want to play, but he is not under the gun to," Ornstein said

[Spider Monkey]

http://www.sportsbusinessjournal.com/article/63660

Cool, now answer my fucking question.

[Porch Monkey]

rephrase

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, he has a broken leg? How'd that happen?

.

[Porch Monkey]

broke it last November

[Spider Monkey]

Oh, and it is still borked? Why would you draft someone that was broken?

[Porch Monkey]

No they said he's fine now, he just wants $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


They took him as a high risk/high value.

[Spider Monkey]

Then why are they not payin gthe high value?

[Porch Monkey]

Then why are they not payin gthe high value?
He wants to be paid more than the WR taken ABOVE him in the draft. He thinks he's worth more than the people taken above him.

[Spider Monkey]

He wants to be paid more than the WR taken ABOVE him in the draft. He thinks he's worth more than the people taken above him.

Tuff shit. He should have to take what he gets. Otherwise the draft is pointless.

[Spider Monkey]

And the 9ers should get their pick back next year.

Has this ever happened before?

[Randy Savage]

And the 9ers should get their pick back next year.

Has this ever happened before?

Yes, it has. I think ESPN did a story on players that have sat out their rookie seasons. Didn't work out too well for them..

Crabtree is an idiot...this isn't baseball or hockey where you can go play somewhere else and come back and jump right in...he's not playing any football, the 49ers will move on, he'll get drafted in the 5th round, get shit for a contract, and suck ass.

[Spider Monkey]

And lose all of his endorsements.

[_AnGeL_]

what endorsements huh? huh? yea thats right.

[ragar31]

John Elway did it... didn't sign with the team that drafted him... although things turned out ok with him...

I hope he sits out though and then doesn't get taken till at the very least end of the first round.

[Porch Monkey]

Baltimore traded Elway to Denver

[ragar31]

Yea because he wouldn't play for them, just like crabtree is doing now....... in 49's could trade crabtree also even though hes not signed

[Spider Monkey]

Yea because he wouldn't play for them, just like crabtree is doing now....... in 49's could trade crabtree also even though hes not signed

Trade him for whoever the saints qb is.

[Porch Monkey]

That would kill our NO fans. Literily!

[Spider Monkey]

I'm okay with that.

[Porch Monkey]

lol

[Porch Monkey]

Michael Crabtree is now a 49er. He actually signed!

[_AnGeL_]

you have crabs!

[Porch Monkey]

in a tree

[Porch Monkey]

looks like a 6 year deal, and only signed because they were winning

[_AnGeL_]

in a tree

FTL. :crap:

[Porch Monkey]

LOL his loss, Al Davis drafted Darrius Heyward-Bey over him and so far has 4 catches and 25yrds more than him!

[UCP]

More like... crap tree... lel

[Spider Monkey]

Shit just got serious. What position does he play?

[Porch Monkey]

WR

[Spider Monkey]

Hellz yea. I don't think we have one of those. lolz.

[Porch Monkey]

I don't expect him to actually contribute anything serious until late in the season. This guy missed ALL of the camps and doesn't even know the playbook.

[Spider Monkey]

Don't care, as long as he's good.

[Porch Monkey]

U CAN'T TOUCH THIS!!!!!!!!Here comes the Hammer?

Posted by Mike Florio on October 6, 2009 11:20 PM ET
As we continue to wait for a puff of white smoke to emerge from a Bay Area chimney, a pair of really big gold pants has been raised up the flag pole.

Per Matt Maiocco of the Santa Rosa Press-Democrat, aging and largely irrelevant '90s rap star M.C. Hammer was present (http://twitter.com/MattMaiocco) for Tuesday's meeting between receiver Michael Crabtree and the 49ers.

So for the first time since Master P handled the negotiations of Ricky Williams' rookie contract with the Saints, an entertainer apparently is trying to get his fingerprints onto an NFL deal.

It wouldn't be Hammer's first flirtation with the NFL. Way back in '91, he was a derby-and-cane fixture at Falcons games, at the behest of cornerback Deion Sanders.

They later collaborated on a song, "Straight to My Feet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM7vqqS8jSI)."

And Maiocco recalls that Hammer lived in Deion's Fremont, California mansion in 1994, his only season with the 49ers.

Sanders, of course, was represented by Crabtree's agent, Eugene Parker, and Sanders has injected himself into the middle of the present mess by suggesting that multiple teams had tampered with Crabtree by offering him twice the money that the 49ers had placed on the table.

It's unclear what Hammer's role, if any, might be. But Maiocco points out that an employee at the hotel where the meeting occurred said that Crabtree was heard telling Hammer, "Get it done."http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/10/06/here-comes-the-hammer/

[_AnGeL_]

mc hammer is still alive?? i could've swore he was dead :keke:

[Spider Monkey]

He sang at the California State Fair a month ago.

[Porch Monkey]

He sang?

[Spider Monkey]

To Legit.

[Porch Monkey]

After being on the roster for 13 days, he is now their starting WR.

[Spider Monkey]

Shits about to get serious.

[Porch Monkey]

actually that just proves how shitty their WR core is lol

[Spider Monkey]

Yes, and we were able to win with that. Now wait.

[Porch Monkey]

you guys should trade for TO

[Spider Monkey]

I would so take him back. I luff TO.

[Porch Monkey]

Buffalo has him for sale, cheap

[Spider Monkey]

Do want.