Dallas Cowboys 2009 Schedule

[CockMuncher]

Official Dallas Cowboys 2009 Schedule

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*all central time zone kick off times.


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I just hope we have won a lot of games by December 19th. I know we are going to lose that game, but I fear we are going to be crushed and incapable of playing after that. Maybe a natural disaster will occur and we will not have to play.

[tapout]

8-8

sorry

[Toasted1]

go pats

[Porch Monkey]

nobody gives a shit

[hoss]

ITT: The official schedule for all of the cowboys 2009 losses.

[Porch Monkey]

Absofuckinglutely!

[Porch Monkey]

10/4/09 is a definite loss for Jerry Jones

[95ZJ]

I see us going 10-6 with a wild card birth and the usual fail in January.

[KillaCam]

fuck all yall. 11-5 and romo decides he wants to win a playoff game. they are running a double tight two running back offense. both marion barber and felix jones can catch the ball, roy williams is healthy, TO is gone, and we have keith brooking at inside linebacker one of the baddest white boys in the NFL.

[Spider Monkey]

You don't have a chance in hell brah. The 9ers are undefeated.

[Porch Monkey]

1 guy, Jerry Jones. Dallas isn't going to do shit!

[tapout]

and we have keith brooking at inside linebacker one of the baddest white boys in the NFL.

there is a reason why ATL let him go after all these years.
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[Porch Monkey]

his fragile adopted ass couldn't handle it anymore

[KillaCam]

there is a reason why ATL let him go after all these years.
Posted via Mobile Device "UA"

didn't wanna pay the rest of his contract, then dallas ended up resigning him on a different deal. he'll be a great addition for the next two years or so.

[Roadtrippin']

didn't wanna pay the rest of his contract, then dallas ended up resigning him on a different deal. he'll be a great addition for the next two years or so.

Hell, even you admitted the guy is white.

[Spider Monkey]

Wait, didn't the Raiders beat Dallas last week?

Wait, didn't the UNDEFEATED 9ers beat the Raiders this weekend?

Wait. OH YEA.

[Porch Monkey]

Glen Coffee is REAL!

[Spider Monkey]

Glen Coffee is REAL!

He is espresso real.

[Porch Monkey]

u racism dawg!

[Spider Monkey]

I just meant that he was fast. :wat:

[Porch Monkey]

which means he's as dark as midnight

[Spider Monkey]

You fucking bastard. :hahaha:

[SiZcO]

How bout dem cowboys!

[Porch Monkey]

they suck

[hoss]

But they have a nice stadium. Too bad no one but the players themselves can afford the parking...

[evildave101]

By Jello Biafra/Mojo Nixon

When I was young
Saw football games
At the great big stadium
Could tell the fans
>From out of town
By the clown suits they had on

20,000 red cowboy hats
Means Cornhuskers to you
Mickey Mouse beans
With tiger ears
Shows you cheer ol' Mizzou
Let's not forget the Razorbacks
>From the U. of Arkansas
With plastic pig snouts
On their heads
Soon eeeing, "How 'bout them Hawgs?"

CHORUS
That's
Mascot Mania
Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Mascot Mania
Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh

I work all week
At a job I hate
Where everything goes wrong
Weekend's what I live for
To your church I belong

I cross the street in San Francisco
When a chump comes out of a bar
Yellin', "Forty-Fuckin' Niiners, man"
With his gold and red jacket on

In Cleveland throwing dog biscuits
Shows how much ya love them Browns
While Bronco fans just hang their heads
When the Super Bowl comes around

Raider jacket dollars
Got the White Sox wearin' black
Statues of Joe Paterno
Sold in gift shops at Penn State

That's Mascot Mania

Don't make fun of religious rituals
In any place
Lord help you if you laugh
While they do this with a straight face

Outside of the United States
It gets even more bizarre
In Tokyo they got a baseball team
They call the Carp

The Salmonnbellies are the pride
of New Westminster, B.C.
C'mon, Greg Wrckman, what's a Hoosier?
And why do they throw chairs?

When Sudbury, Ontario's
Hockey team scores a goal
They drag a stuffed wolf
Cross the ice
A fan shot at it once, ya know

That's Mascot Mania

Blue Streak
Horned Frogs
Long Horns
Trojans

Someone better tell Tipper Gore
'Bout the names of these here teams

Tar Heels
Garnecocks
Blue Devils
Crimson Tide

Real Indians
Sick of Redskins
And Tomahawk chops

It seems to me
That to stay mean
These names should change with time

The NEw York Muggers
Detroit Murders
And Chicago Mob

Boston Bigots
Texas Swindlers
And the L.A. Cops

Miami Drugs
New Jersey Dumps
Take on the Denver Smog

Seattle Fads
New Orleans Hoods
Milwaukee Cannibals

San Diego Jarheads
ANd the Arizona Drought

That's Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh

Go Carp, go!
Salmonbellies rule!
Hit 'em harder cops!
But a hockey team called the Mighty Ducks?
Aw, man.

Heads explode when Dallas Oswalds
Meet Washington Bribes
Home team bands play "Cop Killer"
When L.A. comes to town


Pittsburgh Polluters
Houston Drive-Bys
Don't stir near the fear

When the Florida Abortion Bombers
Meets the San Francisco Queers

That's Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh

Anywhere ya go
The game's the same old thing
Bet your money on the Bribes
They always win

[hoss]

tl;dr

[KillaCam]

How bout dem cowboys!

preach

[Porch Monkey]

they will be the lions of last year

[SiZcO]

tl;dr

x2

[dcmcki]

Cowboys are fucked now that Jessica Simpson has put a hex/curse on Tony Homo via some internetz witch.:rofl:

[ramos]

they will be the lions of last year

easy now :crap:

[dcmcki]

As SM would say the 49'ers are still undefeated.lolz.

[Spider Monkey]

Man, I kicked your ass twice this weekend. :keke:

[dcmcki]

Man, I kicked your ass twice this weekend. :keke:

Well your illegals beat mine for sure but I am anti-Cowgirls ever since the beggining of the Jerra Jones era.

[Spider Monkey]

Well your illegals beat mine for sure but I am anti-Cowgirls ever since the beggining of the Jerra Jones era.


Sorry I was so hard on you.

[CockMuncher]

Game on!

Dallas vs Tampa Bay

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[sks_lex]

Good ole Felix already has a nice return!

[Porch Monkey]

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[sks_lex]

+3!

[CockMuncher]

that kick by tampa was dirty as hell in that last 2 seconds of 2nd quarter lmao

[CockMuncher]

Winner

[SiZcO]

2ez

[CockMuncher]

How about not easy enough :)

[CockMuncher]

unfortunate loss last night, but a good f-ing game!

[Porch Monkey]

I enjoyed their loss.

[Spider Monkey]

As did I.

[SiZcO]

:(

[Porch Monkey]

boooooooooooo next week Cowboys will lose for sure :)

[dcmcki]

Just becuase the Cowgirls won doesn't mean they don't still suck.:fyi:

[Upzaw2000]

cowgirls FTW!

[Porch Monkey]

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[dcmcki]

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[_AnGeL_]

white sox rule....

[Porch Monkey]

It's all fun and games until some Peurto Rican fucks it all up!

[Porch Monkey]

Felix Jones out 2 weeks.

[crownvic21]

Felix Jones out 2 weeks.

that nigga is electric!

[Porch Monkey]

Denver is gonna zap there asses!

[Porch Monkey]

LOL http://deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

[Porch Monkey]

FUCKING OWNED!

[hoss]

Barely...

[Porch Monkey]

The all-mighty oline for the Cowboys gave up 5 sacks, and only managed 75yrds rushing. LOL

[CockMuncher]

romo really misses TO, kept throwing to bailey butterfingers now....

[Porch Monkey]

Tony OhNo! That guy sucks!