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_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:24 PM
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tapout
08-18-2009, 05:28 PM
If messirican is srs, he shall be banned.
hoss
08-18-2009, 05:29 PM
Move a ball from one end of a field to the other end, other team tries to stop the first team from doing so. You can move the ball by either runnign with it or throwing it.

All players must either be convicted felons, animal lovers, or cry babies.
Jamesypoo
08-18-2009, 05:29 PM
play tecmo bowl.
Spider Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:33 PM
It is like soccer, but the pansy asses wear pads and play grab ass.
hoss
08-18-2009, 05:35 PM
It's not like soccer at all. They use their hands and at halftime they dont serve oarnge wedges.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:35 PM
i understand the concept of the game, but, wtf is 1st down, etc.....
bigtoyota479
08-18-2009, 05:35 PM
Whoa, srs messerican is srs!
hoss
08-18-2009, 05:36 PM
i understand the concept of the game, but, wtf is 1st down, etc.....

1st down is ALWAYS before second down. Move the ball 10 yards, you get a first down.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:39 PM
so what if you get tackled before the 10 yards?
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:39 PM
Whoa, srs messerican is srs!

:crap:
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:40 PM
Just become a Chargers fan, all of the other Mexicans are doing it.
hoss
08-18-2009, 05:40 PM
so what if you get tackled before the 10 yards?

You either turn the ball over there, kick a field goal if you are close enough, or kick the ball as far as you can away from you to make the other team further away from their end zone.
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:41 PM
so what if you get tackled before the 10 yards?
then it become 2nd & whatever yard it takes to make it a 1st.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:41 PM
Just become a Chargers fan, all of the other Mexicans are doing it.

i dont follow teh messicants. lol
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:42 PM
wow a mexican rebel
bigtoyota479
08-18-2009, 05:42 PM
Then it becomes 2nd down, with however many yards to go. IE, 2nd and 8.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:42 PM
fuck this shit is confusing ITT
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:42 PM
pendejo
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:43 PM
:laugh: :ftard:
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:45 PM
wow a mexican rebel

:blee:
hoss
08-18-2009, 05:45 PM
Watch a game, it is easy to figure out.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:47 PM
Watch a game, it is easy to figure out.

yes, i am going to. i guess i will annoy the shit out of my gf while watching the game so she can explain it to me....

asking gf to explain shit to me FTL :crap:
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:47 PM
Why do Mexicans eat tamales on Christmas Day?

So they have something to unwrap!
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:47 PM
yes, i am going to. i guess i will annoy the shit out of my gf while watching the game so she can explain it to me....

asking gf to explain shit to me FTL :crap:
that's just fucking pathetic!
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:48 PM
Why do Mexicans eat tamales on Christmas Day?

So they have something to unwrap!

i havent ate a tamale in years, now i want some u asshole. :crap:
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:48 PM
that's just fucking pathetic!

tell me about it :crap: i fialz
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:50 PM
i havent ate a tamale in years, now i want some u asshole. :crap:
Christmas is coming up soon!
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:51 PM
tell me about it :crap: i fialz:loco:

Mi arte de pesca es en la cocina.
Spider Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:51 PM
CT getting trolled ITT.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:53 PM
:loco:

Mi arte de pesca es en la cocina.

wut???

your art of fishing is in the kitchen
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:54 PM
My fishing gear. You can't even read spanish.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 05:55 PM
arte is art... equipo is equipment/gear :)
Porch Monkey
08-18-2009, 05:56 PM
dude you're like cuban or some shit, you don't know Mexican!
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 06:01 PM
im only half mexican and my peeps didnt really ever live near mexicans lol.... so my spanish is puerto ricanized lol as i went through high school over thurr.
Glock17
08-18-2009, 06:10 PM
I hate to say it but, I don't know how to play Cards,Checkers or Chess and Poker none of those LOL,
Seems Ive should of Known by Now.
tapout
08-18-2009, 06:12 PM
:facepalm:
Glock17
08-18-2009, 06:15 PM
Sad,but true we all ways played video Games growing up.
_AnGeL_
08-18-2009, 06:16 PM
:facepalm:

wtf is up with your rep? lol
bigtoyota479
08-18-2009, 06:23 PM
He was a bad, bad boy, and got punished for it.
Glock17
08-18-2009, 06:28 PM
But i can damn near tell you about any Ford,Chevy,or Dodge.I was changing oil and Tranny fluid at 12 and at 10 i could tell you what motors big rigs came with and there sleeper size and spds. Ive mostly been into autos and such.
hoss
08-18-2009, 08:57 PM
I was changing genitals and a Tranny at 12 and at 10 i could deepthroat with the best of them.

:crap:
Glock17
08-18-2009, 09:04 PM
:crap:
Thanks Hoss!
hoss
08-18-2009, 09:05 PM
Anytime!

I got into cars at a pretty early age too. Started changing oil for my dad, not with him, just for him. Rotating the tires on all the cars, was into racing and all of that stuff.

All long before I could drive.
Glock17
08-18-2009, 09:14 PM
Anytime!

I got into cars at a pretty early age too. Started changing oil for my dad, not with him, just for him. Rotating the tires on all the cars, was into racing and all of that stuff.

All long before I could drive.

LOL,I used to pick up those big rig for sale books at truck stops when my dad would travel on business.I was just looking at the trucks for fun and then oh well.