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Toasted1
08-22-2009, 12:06 AM
Colorectal cancer, also called colon cancer or large bowel cancer, includes cancerous growths in the colon, rectum and appendix. With 655,000 deaths worldwide per year, it is the third most common form of cancer and the second leading cause of cancer-related death in the Western world.[1] Many colorectal cancers are thought to arise from adenomatous polyps in the colon. These mushroom-shaped growths are usually benign, but some may develop into cancer over time. The majority of the time, the diagnosis of localized colon cancer is through colonoscopy. Therapy is usually through surgery, which in many cases is followed by chemotherapy.

I recently became concerned about my colon and it's safety and decided to pickup a test kit to make sure I was not a victim of this killer.

This is a brief walkthrough of how to perform this test and ensure you too are safe.

Things you will need:

Toilet
Colon Corectol Test Kit
A Nice Turd


Prepare your toilet and test kit:

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Read directions so you fully understand how to administer the test:

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Stand back for a minute and admire your work of art before you take the next step to find out if your days of making such beauties will soon be over due to a slow painful anal cancer induced death

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Take out a test issue and notice the directions.

Blue color = Ass cancer
No color = No ass cancer

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Place test tissue in toilet along with your turd.

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YAY NO ASS CANCER!!

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I hope this test motivates some people go to get tested themselves, while very simple a cost effective it is not nearly as pleasant as a colonscopy so depending on your mood you may still want to follow up with one even if your results were negative.

Look for more life saving how-tos from me in the future such as At home AIDS test, Administering the morning after pill and At home drug testing.

Spider Monkey
08-22-2009, 12:08 AM
OH


MY


GOD


WAT?

bigtoyota479
08-22-2009, 12:10 AM
I can't believe I just looked at his shit.

bluecar
08-22-2009, 12:14 AM
I am obviously not drunk enough for this forum.

Glock17
08-25-2009, 07:00 AM
Well, That's good news.

fbi90909
08-25-2009, 08:51 AM
sweet.. no more having to go to the doctor.

hoss
08-25-2009, 09:17 AM
Nice one wiper.

berceida73
12-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Hi, butteboy. Can I also get some tips about these scammers? Thanks.

IDSkot
12-03-2009, 08:24 PM
I am obviously not drunk enough for this forum.

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atoz350
12-03-2009, 08:30 PM
My aunt was just diagnosed with Colon Cancer. Please pray for her.

I wish I had know about this post sooner. :(