my secret on a budget

[darthvibrator]

2 of these

http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/07/06/62/01/0007066201002_500X500.jpg

1 of these

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ec/Cooking_pot_kockum.JPG

cut the directions in half for water, everything else leave as is (calls for 2 cups of water per top ramen package...ONLY USE 2 for BOTH)

put it on simmer mode with the top of the pot on. mix it up a little bit, and simmer some more. once the water has evaporated you are left with a red neck version of chow mein noodly type shit.

nom.


FYI: that is not my kitchen. shit is gross.

[MR.Crunk]

i use 2.5 cups of water per package. just made a pack last night

[darthvibrator]

fuck nigga you need to follow directions.

2 cups of water per package makes it a soup...im not making a fucking soup here.

[MR.Crunk]

fuck nigga you need to follow directions.

2 cups of water per package makes it a soup...im not making a fucking soup here.

bottom of package says soup, i intend on making soup :ugh:

[darthvibrator]

bottom of package says soup, i intend on making soup :ugh:

title of this thread is secret. i intend on sharing the secret that is hidden within those plastic packages.

[MR.Crunk]

title of this thread is secret. i intend on sharing the secret that is hidden within those plastic packages.

secret not worthy :shrug:

[darthvibrator]

how can you knock it, if you haven't even tried it?

[MR.Crunk]

i already add more water cause it taste like ass without it, why would i want to use less?

[Glock17]

how can you knock it, if you haven't even tried it?

Ever mixed Cheetos with your noodles?

[darthvibrator]

i already add more water cause it taste like ass without it, why would i want to use less? because thats the magic. you think it tastes like shit so you go the other way but if you keep going you end up surprised. kind of like the first time you beat it. you feel guilty and weird and then realize youve stumbled upon one of the greatest things on earth. nutting.

Ever mixed Cheetos with your noodles? no, but i have crackered it up and added some sour cream to that shit before.

[brynm]

I usually just boil them, strain them then dump in about half the pack of seasoning a bit of butter and stir em up

[darthvibrator]

I usually just boil them, strain them then dump in about half the pack of seasoning a bit of butter and stir em up

you niggas is all half assin'

[bigtoyota479]

Put teh noodles in a sauce pan. Add small quantity of water, simmer, add seasoning packet when done. Add in cheese, left over meats, whatever else, and enjoy!

[darthvibrator]

oh shit, nigga stepped his game up

[bigtoyota479]

Damn straight honky. I know my noodles. :fyi:

[Captain Ahab]

tuna + alfredo or cheese cause + those = good


and i microwave mine, then drain the water

[ragar31]

You should try them with 2 slices of cheese in it... makes it good

[pl8er]

You should try them with 2 slices of cheese in it... makes it good

This!

More than 2 slices though. 3.5 cheese per each bag and low amounts of water. Drain water and after which you put the cheese.

nom nom nom

[_AnGeL_]

This!

More than 2 slices though. 3.5 cheese per each bag and low amounts of water. Drain water and after which you put the cheese.

nom nom nom

drain how much water??? i usually just put about a cup of water and throw them in the microwave lol

[UCP]

Chicken flavor with as little water as possible in the smallest pan possible.

You also forgot to be generous with some red pepper flakes.

Cook for three minutes, never longer, then drain 90% of the broth.

If I'm gonna eat shitty food it might as well be super cheap.

Then when I do eat good I can get fillet and shit.

[UCP]

Also for noms on the cheap, frozen edemame is super cheap and very healthy. Boil for five minutes, drain, douse with salt and pop them like popcorn.

They're the only plant that contains complete proteins.

[Goremageddon]

i put crack in my ramen noodles

[_AnGeL_]

i put crack in my ramen noodles

nom nom nom

[Goremageddon]

nom nom nom

i was gonna say meth but i put that in my drank along with the lean

[pl8er]

I'll make a vid at some point.

[_AnGeL_]

i tried therm the way pl8er said, it was pretty good. i did 2 slices of cheese for 1 pack of noodles.

[Captain Ahab]

Makes great drunk noms.


We made a batch of like 4 packs last night and ate the shit out of them. lol

[_AnGeL_]

lolz

[Goremageddon]

theres this spicy ramen called shin ramen u get from the korean market that destroys regular ramen. :fyi:

and there like 75cents too.

[_AnGeL_]

i get the box of beef for like 1.98 at wal-mart lolz

[MR.Crunk]

its 17c a pack here. i usually buy about 2 a month but ive been sick so its more like 2 a week. :crap:

[Goremageddon]

its 17c a pack here. i usually buy about 2 a month but ive been sick so its more like 2 a week. :crap:

http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/d8/36e0e1dbb78e4477_m.jpg

This shit will cure your cold I guarantee it lol.

[MR.Crunk]

http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/d8/36e0e1dbb78e4477_m.jpg

This shit will cure your cold I guarantee it lol.

sudafed PE ever 3-4 hours for 2 days, cold is almost gone

[Goremageddon]

sudafed PE ever 3-4 hours for 2 days, cold is almost gone

eeh ur popping that shit like candy?

[Goremageddon]

i mean working in the pharmacy i just took a more natural aproach to getting over that shit. ,builds imunnities, etc. :fyi:

but ehh we do what we gotta do

[MR.Crunk]

eeh ur popping that shit like candy?

yea, i start a new job on monday. dont want to call in sick the first day lol :crap:

[Goremageddon]

yea, i start a new job on monday. dont want to call in sick the first day lol :crap:

good excuse imo.

[darthvibrator]

sudafed PE ever 3-4 hours for 2 days, cold is almost gone

lulz, you need a paper towel for your wet vagina?

[MR.Crunk]

lulz, you need a paper towel for your wet vagina?

only if you wipe for me :bootyshake:

[conversehtnut]

sudafed PE ever 3-4 hours for 2 days, cold is almost gone

PE is worthless, get the good shyt (real sudafed behind the counter)

[Goremageddon]

PE is worthless, get the good shyt (real sudafed behind the counter)

pft just get some heroin and inject that shit into ur jugular.

[darthvibrator]

only if you wipe for me :bootyshake:

shit.

[Glock17]

pft just get some heroin and inject that shit into ur jugular.

lol...

[Glock17]

http://http.cdnlayer.com/smoola/00/00/d8/36e0e1dbb78e4477_m.jpg

This shit will cure your cold I guarantee it lol.

This.

[Glock17]

Makes great drunk noms.


We made a batch of like 4 packs last night and ate the shit out of them. lol

This.