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J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:05 PM
..gets on an elevator with a skinny white guy..
the skinny white fella stares up at this huge black dude standing right next to him.
the huge black dude looks back down at this skinny white guy giving him the "fear of god look" & says:

"7 foot, 350lbs, 20 inch cock, 3lb balls, Turner Brown"

next thing you know the white guy panics and faints.
the huge black guy kneels down and starts shaking the skinny white guy until he wakes back up..

the black guy asks "what the hell is wrong with you?"
the skinny white guy replies "what exactly did you say to me?!"
the black guy says "i was just answering the questions everyone normally asks" & then continues to repeat himself stating "7 foot, 350lbs, 20 inch cock, 3lb balls, Turner Brown"..

the white guys replies with a look of relief saying "jesus i thought you said 'turn around'"

:laugh:

J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:05 PM
punchline of joke = in spoilers so you assholes don't read from the bottom & ruin it. :fyi:

Superlifted06FX4
12-17-2009, 11:06 PM
lol

J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:07 PM
edited, i left a small part out.

Porch Monkey
12-17-2009, 11:07 PM
lol old but still funny

J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:12 PM
it was just texted to me.. i'd never heard it before.

J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:14 PM
title spoiler didn't work.

evildave101
12-17-2009, 11:18 PM
:hahaha:


at thread title edit

Sex Cells
12-17-2009, 11:19 PM
you're welcome.

J31Bro
12-17-2009, 11:21 PM
you're welcome.

your cock hangs low.

Superlifted06FX4
12-17-2009, 11:30 PM
ll

Porch Monkey
12-17-2009, 11:36 PM
your cock hangs low.in some countries that's like winning the lotto

_AnGeL_
12-18-2009, 10:17 AM
ha.

Superlifted06FX4
12-18-2009, 10:38 AM
ho?

_AnGeL_
12-18-2009, 10:44 AM
fe,fi,fo,fum...

Superlifted06FX4
12-18-2009, 10:44 AM
You drank a barrel of cum?

Superlifted06FX4
12-18-2009, 10:44 AM
Oh wait, that was Glock.

IamDeMan
12-18-2009, 11:52 AM
..gets on an elevator with a skinny white guy..
the skinny white fella stares up at this huge black dude standing right next to him.
the huge black dude looks back down at this skinny white guy giving him the "fear of god look" & says:

"7 foot, 350lbs, 20 inch cock, 3lb balls, Turner Brown"

next thing you know the white guy panics and faints.
the huge black guy kneels down and starts shaking the skinny white guy until he wakes back up..

the black guy asks "what the hell is wrong with you?"
the skinny white guy replies "what exactly did you say to me?!"
the black guy says "i was just answering the questions everyone normally asks" & then continues to repeat himself stating "7 foot, 350lbs, 20 inch cock, 3lb balls, Turner Brown"..

the white guys replies with a look of relief saying "jesus i thought you said 'turn around'"

:laugh:

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Captain Ahab
12-18-2009, 11:54 AM
hahah nice edit

good joke