View Full Version : Dear Spider Monkey,
Porch Monkey
03-13-2009, 10:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJA3J--g_yI
IDSkot
03-13-2009, 10:10 PM
"DAMN, DUDE! Holy fuck..."
tapout
03-13-2009, 10:11 PM
lulz
IDSkot
03-13-2009, 10:16 PM
That truck BTW is fucking sick.
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:17 PM
The stupidity and lack of common knowledge in some people often amazes me.
tapout
03-13-2009, 10:18 PM
I see this all the time. Fuckers always trying to get out of dropping some coin on getting unstuck by getting friends to try instead of calling me. I could have gotten that unstuck within 20 minutes on the scene, safely, at a cost of 150. Oh, and if by some chance, I did tear something up, its taken care of. You think his "friends" are gonna pay for that damage? I dont think so.
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:19 PM
That truck BTW is fucking sick.
It's a Jeep, brah.
http://www.sparechangetheinternet.com/brah/jeep.jpg
IDSkot
03-13-2009, 10:20 PM
I see this all the time. Fuckers always trying to get out of dropping some coin on getting unstuck by getting friends to try instead of calling me. I could have gotten that unstuck within 20 minutes on the scene, safely, at a cost of 150. Oh, and if by some chance, I did tear something up, its taken care of. You think his "friends" are gonna pay for that damage? I dont think so.
All they had to do was dig out the mud around the tire... make it so it RESEMBLED a ramp instead of trying to pull the tire straight out of a wall of mud. Douche bags.
But do you get called to take out trucks from the mud often?
I'll cover for SM:
That's not a jeep, jeeps don't get stuck :fyi:
tapout
03-13-2009, 10:22 PM
All they had to do was dig out the mud around the tire... make it so it RESEMBLED a ramp instead of trying to pull the tire straight out of a wall of mud. Douche bags.
But do you get called to take out trucks from the mud often?
After every rain.
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:23 PM
After every rain.
You haz flatbed?
IDSkot
03-13-2009, 10:25 PM
You haz flatbed?
He's a tow truck driver. I'm not sure which one he drives, though.
He has a bunch of wicked pictures of crashes.
You should start that thread here.
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:27 PM
He's a tow truck driver. I'm not sure which one he drives, though.
He has a bunch of wicked pictures of crashes.
You should start that thread here.
He should indeed. Now that I think of it, I remember the thread from CA, but i got sick of weeding through people's bullshit to find his pics.
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:27 PM
http://www.sparechangetheinternet.com/brah/jeepbrahisnotnicedf0.png
tapout
03-13-2009, 10:29 PM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IMAGE_061.jpg
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IM003112.jpg
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IM003140.jpg
wasted ink
03-13-2009, 10:30 PM
Bring on teh carnage pics.
IDSkot
03-13-2009, 10:35 PM
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t278/tap0ut3/IM003140.jpg
Approximately, how much does this thing weigh? And how much horse power does it have/what sized engine?
tapout
03-13-2009, 10:38 PM
500 hp cummins
65000 lbs
How about the spec that matters.
Torque?
IDSkot
03-14-2009, 12:35 AM
How about the spec that matters.
Torque?
It was kind of implied. But I should've specified.
Sex Cells
03-14-2009, 01:26 AM
Imagine that, a ford rescuing a jeep.
IDSkot
03-14-2009, 01:31 AM
Imagine that, a ford rescuing a jeep.
Blows my mind.
Sex Cells
03-14-2009, 01:32 AM
How about the spec that matters.
Torque?
Most likely around 900-1100ft/lbs
Tap, curious, how would you have gotten him out? I was thinking i'd probably just get a shovel and some wood.
Sex Cells
03-14-2009, 01:34 AM
Blows my mind.
Cherokees are actually my favorite jeeps.
People ask me if i take my vehicles off-roading a lot. Not a fucking chance. Tahoes are around 5,000lbs, have relatively small tires/contact patch (generally with a very tame tread) and a long wheelbase with a wide beam. I basically drive a glorified station wagon.
I drive an ACTUAL station wagon.
Sex Cells
03-14-2009, 01:51 AM
I like station wagons quite a bit. Not caprice station wagons.
Sex Cells
03-14-2009, 02:10 AM
i kid i kid.
Won't hurt my feelings. We're still friends.
And by friends I mean I'm looking at you through that window.
brynm
03-14-2009, 02:15 AM
shit'll buff out
I could just see what would have happened if the strap they were using snapped.
I was waiting for one of those guys standing near it to get seriously fucked up....
IDSkot
03-14-2009, 02:21 AM
Cherokees are actually my favorite jeeps.
People ask me if i take my vehicles off-roading a lot. Not a fucking chance. Tahoes are around 5,000lbs, have relatively small tires/contact patch (generally with a very tame tread) and a long wheelbase with a wide beam. I basically drive a glorified station wagon.
Yeah. I know what you mean. My dad had a CJ-5. Raised a few inches, with I think 15" wheels and I think the wheel was 35" or so total? I'm not really sure. I was a kid. Four speed manual, a 350 engine. It was a beast. It was great to go off roading. But we never did. Mainly because he has a pinched nerve in his back, and it would've put him in so much pain. He sold it right before I got my license. Granted, I would've killed myself with it. That thing would've been a death trap for me.
But the CJ-series will always be my favorite jeeps. I liked the 5, but it was really unsafe. Take a turn going more than 20 and you're bound to flip. The CJ-7 was safer... but, meh. For some reason I don't like the newer Jeeps. Something about "perpetrator" comes to mind for some reason.
I was waiting for one of those guys standing near it to get seriously fucked up....
Me, too. I was expecting the tether to snap and take out someone's leg.
I still laugh when I see this.
Bender
03-15-2009, 12:23 AM
That truck BTW is fucking sick.
It's a Jeep, brah.
http://www.sparechangetheinternet.com/brah/jeep.jpg
he is talking about the ford truck pulling the jeep :fyi:
wasted ink
03-15-2009, 12:24 AM
he is talking about the ford truck pulling the jeep :fyi:
Hence the humor in my poast :fyi:
Bender
03-15-2009, 01:00 AM
ah i failed to see that...my bad
wasted ink
03-15-2009, 01:00 AM
:ohyeah:
silvercookie
03-15-2009, 01:01 AM
what a retard
wasted ink
03-15-2009, 01:02 AM
what a retard
Who?
Bender
03-15-2009, 01:16 AM
Who?
http://crunktimes.com/ct/member.php?u=219
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 08:54 AM
bump for the monkey
Spider Monkey
03-16-2009, 01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJA3J--g_yI
HOLY FUCKING ROOFLESTROODLESNAKCKS! What a fuck moron.
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 01:44 PM
FUCKIN A!
Spider Monkey
03-16-2009, 01:46 PM
Shoulda just tied off to his rear view mirror.
Spider Monkey
03-16-2009, 02:20 PM
Yea, it works about as good as tieing off to your suspension.
They werent tied to the suspension in that vid though...
Spider Monkey
03-16-2009, 02:36 PM
Well it wasn't tied to the frame, that is fo sho.
Porch Monkey
03-16-2009, 02:41 PM
should've tied it to the engine and saved it some dignity.
Superlifted06FX4
03-19-2009, 12:05 AM
PSD FTW
Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 08:24 PM
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393149
Saw this on my way home from work getting gas... :moon:
http://i43.tinypic.com/2aagboj.jpg
Well it wasn't tied to the frame, that is fo sho.
I dunno, frame stayed straight...
I am thinking it was an inferiorly designed suspension lift, that and look at the hole he was in... His wheels were up against a wall, and he was buried deep. Give it a tug without giving the front wheels some rotation, it was bound to happen... Same thing that happens with a river that goes off road and hits a ditch, tears the Control arms loose. Only difference was the connecting axle/diff...
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393149
I lawled.
brynm
03-19-2009, 08:28 PM
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393149
That is awesome
brynm
03-19-2009, 08:32 PM
My Parents had bought one of these at auction 7 hrs from home:
http://polo.nanosquid.com/New%20Folder%20(5)/Pop%20Torresan's%20'70%20MG%20Midget.jpg
1970 MG Midget, started the trip in the back of a cube van that someone else had bought that were from an hour away and then spent the rest of the trip home on a trailer not much different than that.
Porch Monkey
03-19-2009, 08:35 PM
Being pulled by the Nissan will probably kill SM.
Terranova
03-20-2009, 12:14 AM
thats awsome!
Turbofox347
03-20-2009, 03:51 AM
thats a badass ford.
icpurplepplalot
03-20-2009, 04:31 AM
Where is your god now?
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 11:32 AM
http://www.caraudio.com/forum/showthread.php?t=393149
:uhoh: That is balls.
Being pulled by the Nissan will probably kill SM.
On the contrary. I'm all for letting the faggot Nissan do all the hard labor.
Is that because the heep is incapable?
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 11:47 AM
Is that because the heep is incapable?
No, that is because the Jeep in inclined to enjoy off roading, not driving in roads.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:07 PM
dumbasses. should have dug out the front end.
and XJ's dont have frames.
dumbasses. should have dug out the front end.
and XJ's dont have frames.
Everything has a frame...
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:15 PM
XJ's are unibody so Technically, no frame. they have reinforced body channels that the suspension mounts to, but not a frame in the sence of most trucks
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 12:15 PM
dumbasses. should have dug out the front end.
and XJ's dont have frames.
Yes they do, retard. How in the fuck are you going to have two solid axles with no frame?
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 12:17 PM
XJ's are unibody so Technically, no frame. they have reinforced body channels that the suspension mounts to, but not a frame in the sence of most trucks
Tell me. What the fuck are the leaf springs connected to in this picture?
http://image.off-roadweb.com/f/8328494/0701or_11_z_+1989_jeep_cherokee_xj+rear_suspension.jpg
Yea, if you guessed a frame, you are correct.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:20 PM
Tell me. What the fuck are the leaf springs connected to in this picture?
http://image.off-roadweb.com/f/8328494/0701or_11_z_+1989_jeep_cherokee_xj+rear_suspension.jpg
Yea, if you guessed a frame, you are correct.
the channels on the body. can you put a body lift on a XJ?
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 12:23 PM
the channels on the body. can you put a body lift on a XJ?
Yes
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:27 PM
Yes
you can put a BODY lift on an XJ? i would like to see that.
i agree that it has a "frame" of sorts to reinforce the body and mount the suspension, but its a unibody, so there is no body on frame construction like a pickup truck.
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 12:29 PM
you can put a BODY lift on an XJ? i would like to see that.
i agree that it has a "frame" of sorts to reinforce the body and mount the suspension, but its a unibody, so there is no body on frame construction like a pickup truck.
You mean like a wrangler. This is a Jeep thread yo.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:31 PM
You mean like a wrangler. This is a Jeep thread yo.
or a CJ, i too am a "jeep guy"
evildave101
03-20-2009, 12:43 PM
and jeep made some of the best puckup trucks ever
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 01:07 PM
And they will again. Once International takes over Jeep they better, or I'll kill them all.
I'm just glad to hear that the Compass and all of those other pieces of shit are getting discontinued while in the meantime, the Libby and Grand Cherokee are dropping the IFS.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:27 PM
And they will again. Once International takes over Jeep they better, or I'll kill them all.
I'm just glad to hear that the Compass and all of those other pieces of shit are getting discontinued while in the meantime, the Libby and Grand Cherokee are dropping the IFS.
that is indeed good news. IFS has its place, but its not under a jeep.
what kind of jeep do you have?
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 01:29 PM
that is indeed good news. IFS has its place, but its not under a jeep.
nDeed.
what kind of jeep do you have?
01' TJ.
You?
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:30 PM
48 CJ2A
76 CJ7
97 ZJ (grand cherokee)
and a 80s xj for parts
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 01:32 PM
48 CJ2A
76 CJ7
97 ZJ (grand cherokee)
and a 80s xj for parts
Noice. I'm suprised the 48 hasn't rusted to nothingness. You must take care of it.
Oh, and a Grand Cherokee isn't a Jeep unless you did some insane mods to it. :biggerGrin:
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:34 PM
Noice. I'm suprised the 48 hasn't rusted to nothingness. You must take care of it.
Oh, and a Grand Cherokee isn't a Jeep unless you did some insane mods to it. :biggerGrin:
no mods yet (wifes truck) but its getting a new t-case and about 4 inches under it one of these days
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 01:37 PM
no mods yet (wifes truck) but its getting a new t-case and about 4 inches under it one of these days
Veedy nice. My TJ is sitting on a 6" RE Longarm with 35's under her.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:43 PM
Veedy nice. My TJ is sitting on a 6" RE Longarm with 35's under her.
nice
this is the 48 when we found her
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/pinkwillys003.jpg
then after the first part of the rebuild
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/willysafterstage1ofrebuild002.jpg
and this is what she looks like now
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DSC00549.jpg
and with the 76
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DVC00562.jpg
still lots of work to do, but jeeps are never finshed.
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 01:46 PM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s116/evildave151/DSC00549.jpg
That is so SEX! I WANT. I bet it is a beast. Waht axles are you running on that?
still lots of work to do, but jeeps are never finshed.
So fucking true.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:51 PM
its got 44s from a wagoneer(offset rear diff). still has the stock drivetrain (134 willys flathead). needs brakes and gears (went from 5:38 to 3:54 with the axle swap. gotta feather the clutch to get it to move but it idles at 30 mph, and you cant stop it) like i said, lots of work still to do on it.
still lots of work to do, but jeeps are never finshed.
I think this jeep looks to be finished...
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash35.jpg
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:55 PM
I think this jeep looks to be finished...
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash35.jpg
she'll buff out
slim8605
03-20-2009, 01:55 PM
Serious off roading
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:56 PM
trying to tail slide that wall
IamDeMan
03-20-2009, 01:56 PM
Fucking fegs. I can just see you 2 stroking your drive shafts while poasting.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 01:58 PM
Fucking fegs. I can just see you 2 stroking your drive shafts while poasting.
some peoples kids
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 02:02 PM
it idles at 30 mph Jesus Fuck.
I think this jeep looks to be finished...
http://www.carbuyingtips.com/pics/crash35.jpg
That looks like it was a wild ride.
IamDeMan
03-20-2009, 02:07 PM
some peoples kids
I don't have any kids.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 02:12 PM
you are "some peoples kids"
IamDeMan
03-20-2009, 02:15 PM
you are "some peoples kids"
At one time I suppose, but if you are trying to insinuate something else, then just fucking say it and stop spitting BS in some obscure code.
BTW the before picture of your Willy, reminded me of seeing this thing at Graceland. Your resto looks much better than it did originally.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/IMG_2604.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v212/IamDeMan/IMG_2605.jpg
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 02:16 PM
LMFAO!! Elvis was such a fag.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 02:22 PM
Your resto looks much better than it did originally.
thank you.
IamDeMan
03-20-2009, 02:27 PM
LMFAO!! Elvis was such a fag.
You have to amdit though, it is a step above a golf cart. LOL
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 02:28 PM
You have to amdit though, it is a step above a golf cart. LOL
Word on that. Hole in one? Brodie time!
Superlifted06FX4
03-20-2009, 09:45 PM
Tell me. What the fuck are the leaf springs connected to in this picture?
http://image.off-roadweb.com/f/8328494/0701or_11_z_+1989_jeep_cherokee_xj+rear_suspension.jpg
Yea, if you guessed a frame, you are correct.
Then tell me what retard bolted the body right to the frame. Oh wait, thats right, THEY'RE A DAMN UNIBODY. Go look under one and you'll understand.
icpurplepplalot
03-20-2009, 09:50 PM
Then tell me what retard bolted the body right to the frame. Oh wait, thats right, THEY'RE A DAMN UNIBODY. Go look under one and you'll understand.
I would watch your tone if I were you.
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 09:56 PM
I would watch your tone if I were you.
Good call.
evildave101
03-20-2009, 10:20 PM
Then tell me what retard bolted the body right to the frame. Oh wait, thats right, THEY'RE A DAMN UNIBODY. Go look under one and you'll understand.
i think this has allready been discused.
Spider Monkey
03-20-2009, 11:29 PM
i think this has allready been discused.
You own two Jeeps. There is no reason for you to watch your tone. Get wild.
IamDeMan
03-20-2009, 11:39 PM
Fucking n00bz
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