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kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 12:26 AM
I usually lay in bed for at least an hour or so before falling asleep. What do you guys do to help yourself fall asleep at night (assuming you do not sleep like a rock as it is).

tapout
04-06-2010, 12:34 AM
fap on mah wifes leg.

Tiger Bass
04-06-2010, 12:52 AM
Meditating (Works for serious)
Marijuana
Melatonin
and if all else fails, Ambien.

kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 12:55 AM
Meditating (Works for serious)
Marijuana
Melatonin
and if all else fails, Ambien.

I have heard that meditating works well. Weed is great at putting me to sleep too, but I haven't really been smoking recently.

Toasted1
04-06-2010, 01:01 AM
get in bed and try to get some and if not this :laugh:

fap on mah wifes leg.

kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 01:38 AM
fap on leg. duly noted.

Toasted1
04-06-2010, 01:41 AM
sometimes home shoping club or antiques roadshow does the trick :laugh:

kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 01:46 AM
sometimes home shoping club or antiques roadshow does the trick :laugh:

Find something boring as shit on tv. That could do the trick. I usually watch sportscenter before I sleep.

Tiger Bass
04-06-2010, 01:46 AM
Read a book

kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 01:49 AM
I could do some reading for my classes before bed.

I was kind of hoping someone would know of an under the sink liquid I could sniff on that would put me to sleep. . . . .

Tiger Bass
04-06-2010, 02:05 AM
You could try that and go to sleep for good.

atoz350
04-06-2010, 02:25 AM
get on crunktimes after 12:00a.

CockMuncher
04-06-2010, 08:52 AM
I sleep with a nightlight and have to have a fan on for noise and circulation.

fbi90909
04-06-2010, 08:56 AM
i usually masturbate until i fall asleep.

Glock17
04-06-2010, 09:13 AM
I Lay in the bed while playing Smooth Jazz on my Ipod, plus the room has to be cool.

dcmcki
04-06-2010, 09:25 AM
Beating my meat has never failed me yet.

Glock17
04-06-2010, 09:27 AM
Beating my meat has never failed me yet.

lol.

pl8er
04-06-2010, 10:05 AM
Working really hard, not getting enough sleep usually means that I'm out as soon as I lay down. however on the rare night that I'm not getting to sleep immediately, I use Melatonin. It is very low cost, available over the counter and easy on the body.

Echo42987
04-06-2010, 10:13 AM
My ole mad takes some kind of over the counter vitamin that works pretty damn good.

pl8er
04-06-2010, 10:28 AM
Sometimes I stuff my wife's panties in my mouth and choke myself while jerking off.

_AnGeL_
04-06-2010, 10:30 AM
:fap:

mackin
04-06-2010, 11:16 AM
Sometimes I stuff my wife's panties in my mouth and choke myself while jerking off.

:inandout:

_AnGeL_
04-06-2010, 11:17 AM
Sometimes I stuff my wife's panties in my mouth and choke myself while jerking off.

bro, just make sure you don't die like that kid in "world's greatest dad" movie lol

jesus
04-06-2010, 01:21 PM
get on crunktimes after 12:00a.

Egzrawkwy

kurnlesbiskuits
04-06-2010, 01:21 PM
Odd time to make this thread. I slept like shit last night. Rolling around delirious all night while my brain scanned CT for new ideas. :mad:

Toasted1
04-06-2010, 01:39 PM
also a couple lorazapans will usually do the trick :) sometimes if i take my add med too late in the day i will be wide awake at bedtime. 2mg usually knocks me out pretty good for the night.

ThomasG
04-06-2010, 02:11 PM
Working from 5am to 8pm does the trick for me.

UCP
04-06-2010, 02:31 PM
Benadryl works fine for me, and in a couple beers and I'm out.

bluecar
04-06-2010, 02:40 PM
melatonin and fapping.

melatonin causes me to have crazy dreams though

Jamesypoo
04-06-2010, 02:48 PM
Get up early, do mentally/physically straining activities all day, go home, sleep.

Snowboarder117
04-06-2010, 04:26 PM
my usual routine involves half a bottle of ambien and a fifth of rum.
will put you to sleep mad quick.

silvercookie
04-06-2010, 04:33 PM
i just leave the t.v. on. i need noise to sleep.

fbi90909
04-06-2010, 05:48 PM
Sometimes I stuff my wife's panties in my mouth and choke myself while jerking off.

:highfive:

J31Bro
04-06-2010, 05:50 PM
Ribs, they give you the itis. :fyi:

fbi90909
04-06-2010, 05:51 PM
you can smoke my pole. :fyi:

MR.Crunk
04-06-2010, 05:52 PM
work 12 hours

J31Bro
04-06-2010, 05:53 PM
you can smoke my pole. :fyi:

what are you talking about bro?

fbi90909
04-06-2010, 06:03 PM
what are you talking about bro?

this is CT, does it matter?

slim8605
04-06-2010, 06:13 PM
Nope.

_AnGeL_
04-06-2010, 06:15 PM
who's a what now?

fanninator
09-26-2010, 12:28 AM
just fuck somethin bro. dont be such a virgin about things. gahh

JimJ
09-26-2010, 12:31 AM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020410/not-now-ambien-walrus.gif

undeadxsunshine
09-26-2010, 12:36 AM
weed before bed. clear my mind, focus on breathing.

ctt0002
09-26-2010, 12:47 AM
Its hard as hell for me to fall asleep at night and its because i don't do shit all day, stay up last as hell and take a nap during the day time.

But recently, i've gotten up early, try to do more, and not take naps. So now its easier for me to fall asleep.

Some people listen to rain falls, waves and shit and i've heard that helps.

kurnlesbiskuits
09-26-2010, 04:48 AM
just fuck somethin bro. dont be such a virgin about things. gahh

Why would you bump a 5 month old thread ya gaybird.

rangerbitch03
09-26-2010, 09:37 AM
fap and/or have sex, or write down everything on your mind

fanninator
09-27-2010, 01:43 AM
I'm glad you bumped a 5 month old thread ya sweetheart.

thanks <3

fanninator
09-27-2010, 01:45 AM
I like to post pics of the current trends of me fapping and/or having sex

what are you waiting for brah??

groundpound4200
09-27-2010, 01:46 AM
smoke weed, sex if available

UCP
09-27-2010, 09:15 AM
Three Benadryl, two beers, and a fap.

That's the secret formula.

ngsm13
09-27-2010, 10:50 AM
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/020410/not-now-ambien-walrus.gif
lol...
Three Benadryl, two beers, and a fap.

That's the secret formula.
MAN! I'd be gonzo... and probably miss any alarms in the morning...

wishuponansg
09-27-2010, 11:54 AM
I just yank one out before bed.

J31Bro
09-27-2010, 12:17 PM
I just yank one out before bed.

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