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Old 08-16-2010, 07:44 PM   #31
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Not my personal sex story, but I witnessed it. A buddy brought home a 6' red headed, beautiful Australian girl and took her straight to his bedroom both staggering drunk. They walked right past the group of 6 or 7 equally drunk expats eating beans on bread and watching Family Ties dubbed in Spanish. She didn't even see us, he gave us a sly thumbs up.

His bedroom shared a wall, with an open window, with the courtyard that we were sitting in. (This is a typical, colonial style, Latin American villa, btw). So of course, we mute the Family Ties and crowd around the open window just behind the curtains to hear what we can hear.

Less than a minute into it, just as we are all starting to feel a bit sick from listening to the sloppy drunk kissing, smacking and grunting, the Aussie woman announces to her would-be lover in a booming voice and accent that sounded more like a drunk Irish-woman trying to sound like Crocodile Dundee (read the next line in your head with that accent): "I'm on me rags, but you can have a rip at me shitter if you like"

Needless to say, the gallery erupted in hysterical laughter. She was horrified. She flew out of the bedroom, threatened to murder us all and ran out of the house crying. Our buddy was collapsed on his bed, also laughing hysterically.

We offered him a bean sandwich, which he gladly accepted, and then we all watched Family Ties in Spanish together until sunrise.

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Old 08-16-2010, 07:49 PM   #32
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:52 PM   #33
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LOL @ PM story




and don't fuck this up, Syko.
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Old 08-16-2010, 07:54 PM   #34
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This situation of such magnitude.
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Can I really makee this a big deal??
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:19 PM   #38
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Dude, wtf. YES. Did you get it from KFC?
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:23 PM   #39
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Can I really makee this a big deal??


Call them and tell them you are 1/16 negroed and Albertsons be fucking with yo chicken and shit. Instant march to store and burn that fucker down. You are brown enough to pull it off.
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Old 08-16-2010, 08:25 PM   #40
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Dude, wtf. YES. Did you get it from KFC?
dont trust this guy,he still hasnt grasped the fact that its from albertsons.
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